1. Draw mustaches and devil horns on all Missing Children flyers I see around town.
2. Stand beside bubble gum machines and when little kids put their money in the slots and turn the handle, shove the kids to the floor, take their gum and run away singing, "na-na-na-na-na-na."
3. Stick my tongue out at all the little kids I see while riding my bike or while I am out driving in my car.
4. Go to the park and push little kids off their swings.
5. At lunchtime, go to the McDonald's playground and trip the little kids as they walk by me on their way to the ball pit.
I know that this is an ambitious list, and as much as I would like to accomplish all these tasks today, I'll chalk the day up as a success if I can make at least one kid cry.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
V's Saturday To-Do List
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3 comments:
Love it! Violent Acres is vile and honestly, quite unimaginative. I mean really, how intelligent does one have to be inorder to make fun of children? I'm guessing he/she/it (my bet is it's a male) has insignificant genitalia and thus feels the need to feel "bigger" by doing nasty things to children's pictures. PS...I'm commenting anonymously because I don't want VA to steal my child's picture and use it)
That's the idea. Comment anonymously so the shithead doesn't know who it is.
all of you read v's blog and then you come to this shitty blogspot to trash it? hahahahahaaaaa why even read it if you dont like it? fucking idiots.
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