Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

Whenever I write about people with money problems and boring stuff like that, my readership goes way down. Oh, woe is V!!!

I know it's not nice, but I love the hits and the attention and the technorati rank so much that I must ditch all the ordinary stuff and go back to bashing kids and I've even added bashing kids with disabilities to the mix so that my stats will go through the roof.

I hope Santa isn't watching, but if he is, he's just another fatass who needs to go on a diet so I don't care what he thinks anyway!

Love, V

News Flash

Coming up later this evening!

Something really informative!

I'm skinny too, but I don't think like this

"I’ve never met a fat girl who wasn’t a gossipy, backstabbing, manipulative bitch. Products, you might argue, of their environment."-V, Violent Acres



I think this bitch needs a beatdown.

Announcement

I cannot stand it when self-important blowhards try to tell other people what they should or shouldn't write.

LOL

I'm just thankful that V is using birth control!

Reminder

Just a reminder that I'm waiting on those zippy little catch phrases. I want to be just like all the other crazy kids on the block so get working on my catch phrase, ok?

Just link me and then I will link you and then you will be blessed with lots of internet traffic because everyone comes here to check out my blog then they will see your link and go and see you and then we'll both be super popular. I get more traffic here in a week then some poor suckers get in an entire year and all I have to do is be really mean and spiteful, but I don't mind because I'm generous like that.

Time to trash the troops

I'm sick of trash talking the mommybloggers and their kids. For now, anyway. They are old news.

I'm moving on to discussing the troops in Iraq. I totally agree with John Kerry. He's one smart cookie. The troops in Iraq are completely stoooopppid. If only they had been more studious in school, they wouldn't be fighting over in Iraq. Idiots!

I pen pal with one of those dimwits and this is what he sent me via snail mail:

"Dear V,

i lik dat ur nam is V a-cause its ezee to bemember."

Signed,

25 cent (lik 50 cent only cheeper)

This will explain everything - A Confession by V

My mommy exploited me when I was widdle and that's why I'm now harassing the shit out of you and helping you exploit your kid even more.

Can you spare a tissue?